Mike's 5 Minute Microwave Breakfast

Turn your teapot on high heat.

In a taller microwave safe plastic bowl whip eggs, milk, your pre-chopped chives, salt, pepper and garlic and place in microwave.

Using a knife, punch 2 holes in the top of your Jimmy Dean packages and place in microwave beside scrambled egg bowl.

Turn microwave on highest setting for 2 minutes and in your sausages.

Pull out sausages if thoroughly heated and quickly mix eggs with fork.

Set microwave for 3 more minutes and watch eggs as they will cook and attempt to rise above your bowls top.

As they rise, open microwave and mix up eggs. Place back in microwave and turn on again.

Your eggs should be fully scrambled within 3 1/2 minutes total microwave time. Perhaps more if you're using an older microwave.

Serve on paper plates with plastic forks and to-go cups with whole bananas or apples, Red and Green Tabasco Sauces and hot coffee, chocolate or tea.

BAM! You're outta there!